when you lose your TI-89.
Whoever stole my beloved calculator, I hope you forever stay ignorant of its magical prowess.
And I hope the batteries die in the middle of your SAT(assuming you aren't a senior), and you're too stupid to bring back-up batteries. And I hope that that particular SAT had a really big curve, but you had to cancel your scores cuz you can't do math for shit. And then you retake it and score 1200 and go to a shitty school and get a shitty job and lead a shitty life. ALL CUZ YOU STOLE MY 89. pft.
With that said, if I was stupid and just misplaced it somewhere or if someone returns it, what's said above shall be recanted. lol.
btw, it has my name etched onto the name part. it also has a white case for a black calculator. and the back has all these whiteout marks on it. =___= LIKE WTF. SO CONSPICUOUS GAH.
in the meantime, I'll use my second BFF.
